Thursday, September 6, 2007

Men are just happier people...

I receive an email entitled about...supposedly to be sent to "all men" and "women who can handle it".

Since we love replies (hmm....umbrella song by rihanna has umbrella/cinderella and sean kingston's beautiful girls got a reply from jojo) out of fun lets reply this one...hehehe!

Here you go....

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Simple???well, as complicated women are also complicated lots...if you can't understand women nagging...can you understand men's one-word reply/remark???It comes with no emotions, no explaination/narration....nothing...just yes, no , hmm, ahh...tell me about being complicated creatures.

Your last name stays put.
Yeah...i believe that's easy...but we never bother changing names anyway. Besides, if u don't like you last name (like Focker in Meet The Parents), you are kinda stuck with such a damning name for the entire life, you'd be relief that you can change it, right???

The garage is all yours.
Take the garage man....we want the walk in closet...hehehe....and leave the kitchen alone, please, unless you are as cute as Jamie Oliver and can cook that good, be my guest.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Yeah, as long as you pay for them...hahah..

Chocolate is just another snack.
Damn you!!!!

You can be President.
Hmm...I believe women can be president too...its just that men are not ready to be lad by us yet...they have these man issues need to be resolved. Till you guys are tough enough, we'll let you lead the nation.

You can never be pregnant.
That's a pity right? Arnold Schwazzeneger seems to like being pregnant in one of his movies...can't remember what the title again...its such a gift. Besides, God already say that man can't bear the pain of childbirth, so you are excused...hehehe.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Yummy....imagine a girl topless ina waterpark? Men may not be able to handle it...the rule simply there to protect you guys from constantly feeling the erection when seeing countless topless babes in a waterpark. besides, we love wearing tops...and who said we can't wear white?

Car mechanics tell you the truth. - ok ok...u win....but nowadays we have women mechanics too...and we chics don't take crap from another...

The world is your urinal.
OMG....go get a toilet bowl not clean....

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. I need to say more? I know men who can't stand an icky toilet, and he's not gay.....why should you tolerate substandard toilets?

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
I never ask that q...not all girls are that dumb.

Same work, more pay.
Maybe, maybe not....Donald Trumps right hand man is a women...she got paid more than a lot of men....

Wrinkles add character.
Well...some guys are just horrid as they age, not everybody looks like Richard Gere.

Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100.
Well, who cares? You're tux is not sequinned with diamonds...besides, i dont think Brad Pitt's or Tom Cruise's tux cost a hundred too have expensive in defense of women, we pay more to look better....and if we want a hundred dollar gown, we can have one that doesn't have diamonds or pearls beaded on it...its just a matter of preference.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Really???I like staring at Matthew McCoughnahey's chest....its so sexy...

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Well, the occasional well-rendered PMS are allowed to us too....

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
That's a lie!!! Hahaha!

One mood all the time.
Seriously?U must be joking? Never felt overwhelmed and angry at the same time?

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Like talking to my boss...hahahah!Yeah, you guys have not much flair in communication, we understand....that's why you guys have us, right???

You know stuff about tanks - why bother?

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
I have one suitcase for that too...its just that when we don't dress up you guys will start grombling and comparing with the beautiful we end up with a bigger suitcase...that's all....all in the wortd to make you guys happier....

You can open all your own jars.
I can do that.....the trick is to use rubber bands...don't you all know?

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Yeah...because men are generally thoughtless.....its fun to have you guys being thoughtful once in a while.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
I never hold grudges when ppl dont invite me....what a lame one...

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
When La Senza is on sale, u can have 3 thongs fror below $5 (that's in USD) and i believe if you want to save...there's always cheaper options at bulk shopping stores (Carrefour, Jaya Jusco etc).

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Maybe....I know men who has more than 40 pairs.

You almost never have strap problems in public.
We never have erection problems in public...hahaha!

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes - because you are wrinkle blind....hahahah!...or you have moms/amah's who crease them all away....without us you are wrinkfull every day hahahah!

Everything on your face stays its original color.
Michael Jackson did not?

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
That's so'll work only with the geeks....go skip thru your photos over tha last 20 years and see how many changes you have made...i can bet that there are at least 3 changes in a decade.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
We have toys too...hehehe

Your belly usually hides your big hips. - hahahah!

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
I have one favourite too....but we girls prefer a few, so that in case we can't work a color, we have options....

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
And risk the look? I know you are keeping it inside....

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
Jungle style...and leave it rough?Tell me when you have interest in women's roughly done nails...then they'lll start complaining that it's not sexy and u say that you are simple and not complicated?

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
We have freedon of choice concerning growing hair...period. The lady with the moustache in the carnival decided to keep hers.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. - no wonder I always wonder how my uncle end up choosing what he chose for me...very not thoughtful....

No wonder men are happier - yeah, right!!!


Wawa said...

i love matther mc(ah susah nak eja plak) chest's too.

hunky eh.

you've got points here.

well done babe.

mom of 2 said...

hey babe..whr r u?

missing in ym, missing in blog..

Zuraida said...

hahahah! Miss me miss me?

im back...long story...long weekend...updates later, gotta work to earn a living here...